MacBook Pro
To the tune of Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz”:
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a new MacBook Pro?
I still have a G4, it’s so very slow
Worked hard for three years now, got nothin’ to show,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a new MacBook Pro?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me an HDTV?
American Idol is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a HDTV?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color iPod?
I’ve got lots of movies, but no bandwidth for VOD.
I wait for new fiber to be laid in the sod,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color iPod?
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a new MacBook Pro?
I still have a G4, it’s so very slow
Worked hard for three years now, got nothin’ to show,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a new MacBook Pro?